A WEE CHUCKLE       🍺
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression, he said,
“If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.”
With even greater emphasis, he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.”
And then finally, he declared, “And if I had all the whisky in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.”
He sat down, mopping his brow.
The choir leader stood up cautiously and announced with a smile,
“For our closing hymn, let us sing, “Shall we Gather at the River.”